Jansie Blom

I write stuff that sells stuff

What’s that I’m looking at in my picture?

That’s your website traffic rocketing to the moon when you use me to write your content.

You could fall for the “people don’t read” tripe, keep your website content tepid and trim, and watch your competition blast past you in search engines.

Or you could pull out the big guns, aim for the competition, shout “GET OUT THE WAY!” and thunder past them in search engines with long form copy that gets website visitors’ salivary glands going and their fingers itching to reach for their credit cards.

If you want the latter, I’m your guy.

American spelling? No problem. British? Absolutely. I can Color Me Badd or Ocean Colour Scene.

And if you’re not happy, you get your money back.

Jansieblom.co.za Front Page Speech Bubbles

Jansie Blom

I write stuff that sells stuff

Jansieblom.co.za Front Page Speech Bubbles

What’s that I’m looking at in my picture?

That’s your website traffic rocketing to the moon when you use me to write your content.

You could fall for the “people don’t read” tripe, keep your website content tepid and trim, and watch your competition blast past you in search engines.

Or you could pull out the big guns, aim for the competition, shout “GET OUT THE WAY!” and thunder past them in search engines with long form copy that gets website visitors’ salivary glands going and their fingers itching to reach for their credit cards.

If you want the latter, I’m your guy.

American spelling? No problem. British? Absolutely. I can Color Me Badd or Ocean Colour Scene.

And if you’re not happy, you get your money back.

Jansie Blom

I write stuff that sells stuff

Jansieblom.co.za Front Page Speech Bubbles

What’s that I’m looking at in my picture?

That’s your website traffic rocketing to the moon when you use me to write your content.

You could fall for the “people don’t read” tripe, keep your website content tepid and trim, and watch your competition blast past you in search engines.

Or you could pull out the big guns, aim for the competition, shout “GET OUT THE WAY!” and thunder past them in search engines with long form copy that gets website visitors’ salivary glands going and their fingers itching to reach for their credit cards.

If you want the latter, I’m your guy.

American spelling? No problem. British? Absolutely. I can Color Me Badd or Ocean Colour Scene.

And if you’re not happy, you get your money back.

My writing

What follows is my writing, syndicated from some of my other websites. This is to show you what my work looks like.

Pet groomer web design

Put your best paw forward with a website that showcases your excellent pet grooming abilities. Original post.

Church web design

Get a website from where you can reach more people with the message of the Gospel of Jesus Christ. Original post.

Computer school web design

Hook more students with a website that’s geared towards making your computer school look great. Original post.

Dance studio web design

Pirouette into the hearts of would-be-dancers with a light-footed website that makes you look like the professional dance instructor you are. Original post.

Cell phone shop web design

Advertise your latest phone deals, cellphone cases and other cellphone accessories with a website that markets to three channels. Original post.

Dentist web design

Has your online presence got periodontitis? Build a garrison of grinners by giving it a digital brush and floss. Original post.

Employment agency web design

With all the regulation stifling the South African employment landscape your service will only become more sought after. Here’s how to make sure more exasperated

Fishing charter web design

Hook more clients with a professional website that makes your fishing charter stand out like a Coryphaena hippurus breaking surface! Original post.

Agri web design

Get a website that’s not afraid of doing some heavy lifting to get you more members. Original post.

Ecommerce

Test out the market with our fauxmerce solution before you commit to spending big on ecommerce. Original post.

Search engine ranking

If you want to rank higher in Google there’s a wrong way to do it. We can help you do it the right way. Original

Gym web design

Get a website that doesn’t shy away from a little heavy lifting and get more people joining your gym. Original post.

About

Born in Port Elizabeth, I spent the first two years of my life on a farm outside of a town high on Volkswagen fumes.

One day, while asleep in my cot in our little house, a lesser spotted milk monkey climbed through an open window and snatched me from my cradle. By the time my mom got to the cot I was long gone, blissfully suckling on the teat of one of my captors.

The next few years were happy ones, spent running around naked, looking for ticks, killing giant Cape Cobras with my bare hands, fleeing from rabid bush pig and searching for lurv.

Then, one fateful Tuesday morning, man showed up, took me from the wild and introduced me to a QWERTY keyboard and Google. It changed my life and doubled my output.

(You’re going to google milk monkey, aren’t you?)

Contact me

You can book me for your writing gig through Fiverr or contact me directly through the form below…
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